Bzzzzt! Wrong!
Reality be... pot removed, and not getting another one. Doctors confer and present their expert opinion. Do nothing at all for two weeks, for if you as much as attempt to stand on it your leg will explode much like a ripe melon dropped from a great height. She be looking at 12 weeks before she can even think about trying the walking thing.
Here be one she buggered up earlier:
Not pretty. I was actually expecting a horse shoe shaped dint in it which would have been a lot more fun than looking twice normal size and about to fall off.
As well as being crap at riding horses, Idiot Girl is also rubbish at photos. She be in my car, I may as well make use of her was the theory. Hah!
Exhibit a:
This is a bridge (duh!) in Wakefield. I am moving at 3 mph. Task be get photo of the bit at the top where it says "All your base". Fail! My fault for going too fast apparently.
Exhibit b:
Having found out how useless she is, this time I took no chances. See the sign covered up by the hanging baskets Idiot Girl? Yes! That be your target.
I proceed at 2mph, and tell her to say stop when she has it in shot so she can't use the you was going too fast excuse again. Better than her last attempt, but not very good really. More of Arthur's castle than anything else.
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