De Nile: not just a river

Idiot Girl continues to live up to her name.

A few weeks back, twonko #2 left idiot girl at the donkey place in the middle of nowhere, drove back to  IG's house, and promptly helped himself to everything he considered to be his. He then went home and texted her that it was over, but he still can see them having a future if conditions are met.

See Idiot Girl, it was a really good idea giving him a key.....

Yes, I've left it a few weeks to report this... as of course IG didn't  phone da filth followed by retrieval of key & property.

She's since seen him for some 'rite kegs' and is of course seriously considering getting back together. Cos he's a right laugh int he? Never mind trust issues, kegs come first....

Smart party: lifetime ban....

China Crisis

Idiot Girls beloved aka Twonko #2 aka lardy lump has announced that he's applied for a job. In Australia. And would idiot girl go with him if he gets it?


People of Australia:
Do not fear. Lardy lump is under-qualified to flip burgers in England. The chances of him coming to your land of milk and honey are minimal. DAMMIT !!!

Still (haven't) got it.

So I went to the cinema. But of course did it flid style. Eg, film I want to see ends tonight. I can lie to myself and say I've been busy for the last month, but it's not true. The real reason is of course so that there will be less people there. I was nervous from parking my car onwards. Yes, I managed to function, but not well. I don't think I'm ever going to get the hang of this people thing. Maybe I should just accept it and retire to my garage with the machines....

Songs I bought on 7 inch vinyl : Sunglasses

Still not dead here... but not a lot of excitement to report. So have this instead:



Tracey Ullman - Sunglasses.

Purchased as an ex jukebox 7 inch for 20p from thoms. I no longer have it, as my stupid sister stole it, took it with her when she moved out and then threw it away. Thanks sis!

Two tribes

A lazy blog. And a Godley & Creme production I believe.

it's not fair

and I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
yes I think you're really mean

Sang Lily Allen.

Idiot Girl's version had a few more fucks and other similar words in it, and she wasn't talking about poor sexy tiem.

Her complaint was 2 days after seeing a flash of light behind her car, she has a letter saying your car was observed speeding, tell us who was driving. 37mph in a 30 zone. But it's NOT FAIR she got caught... it was dark n raining right, so they shouldn't try to catch you when you're too busy concentrating to notice their silly speed trap.....

Er, if you drove at the speed limit, a) they wouldn't catch you, and b) you wouldn't have to concentrate as hard....

Stolen

Idiot Girl has had her sat nav stolen from her car.
There are no prizes for guessing it's down to her own stupidity.

A) She leaves it in the car when not using it. WRONG!

B) It's stolen without damage to the car.

Eh? How did they get in Idiot Girl?
She doesn't know!
Did you lock it?
I don't have to lock it, it locks itself!

The penny drops.

Idiot Girl is too lazy to press the lock button on the key after getting out of the car. Thus she's been leaving it unlocked, and that's where the theft comes in...

For she is wrong-didly-wrong in her assumption. If you unlock the car, and don't drive off within 5 minutes it does indeed lock itself again. But once you start the engine said function is disabled, which makes sense otherwise all the petrol stations would be blocked with locked kias and bemused owners.

So she expects you to feel sorry for her. Instead you're left with anger that she's so bloody lazy....

Happy new year

They say end on a song, so I will............