Songs I bought on 7 inch vinyl : Sunglasses

Still not dead here... but not a lot of excitement to report. So have this instead:



Tracey Ullman - Sunglasses.

Purchased as an ex jukebox 7 inch for 20p from thoms. I no longer have it, as my stupid sister stole it, took it with her when she moved out and then threw it away. Thanks sis!

Two tribes

A lazy blog. And a Godley & Creme production I believe.

it's not fair

and I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean
yes I think you're really mean

Sang Lily Allen.

Idiot Girl's version had a few more fucks and other similar words in it, and she wasn't talking about poor sexy tiem.

Her complaint was 2 days after seeing a flash of light behind her car, she has a letter saying your car was observed speeding, tell us who was driving. 37mph in a 30 zone. But it's NOT FAIR she got caught... it was dark n raining right, so they shouldn't try to catch you when you're too busy concentrating to notice their silly speed trap.....

Er, if you drove at the speed limit, a) they wouldn't catch you, and b) you wouldn't have to concentrate as hard....

Stolen

Idiot Girl has had her sat nav stolen from her car.
There are no prizes for guessing it's down to her own stupidity.

A) She leaves it in the car when not using it. WRONG!

B) It's stolen without damage to the car.

Eh? How did they get in Idiot Girl?
She doesn't know!
Did you lock it?
I don't have to lock it, it locks itself!

The penny drops.

Idiot Girl is too lazy to press the lock button on the key after getting out of the car. Thus she's been leaving it unlocked, and that's where the theft comes in...

For she is wrong-didly-wrong in her assumption. If you unlock the car, and don't drive off within 5 minutes it does indeed lock itself again. But once you start the engine said function is disabled, which makes sense otherwise all the petrol stations would be blocked with locked kias and bemused owners.

So she expects you to feel sorry for her. Instead you're left with anger that she's so bloody lazy....

Happy new year

They say end on a song, so I will............