Wednesday 8 July 2009

On broken things

Idiot girl models her new easy to find broken leg.

"How will I know which is broken?"
... er.. ok, we'll colour that one pink love...

Leg now has 3 breaks (& 2 metal plates) in it. As Dr. Nick Riviera decided to break it as well for some reason.




Land rover with 3 warning lights that shouldn't be there. Googling reveals they are known as "the three amigos". And you have to get a man with a computer to turn them off again, or as some suggest "run them out of town". This can be expensive... it is suggested the more Mexican you can sound when phoning up, the cheaper the job. So I've been practising dropping gringo, tequila, senorita etc into my sentences.

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