I'm not ashamed

to say that I have moobs.

Indeed, for quite a long period of time they where part of my mental arsenal of reasons why I shouldn't go out into the big scary world. I could either say to myself the old quote "If I had boobs like those I'd never leave the house", and thus have a perfectly valid reason for staying in. Or I could think I mustn't scare small children, and thus must stay in until my moobs are gone.

If I had to get a piercing (I'm not over keen on the whole additional holes thing to be honest) I'd get a nipple done. Not that I will, the whole not sure thing, and I have innies. Can you pierce innies?

If I did it would only be for me to see. Not that I'd be embarrassed to show my pierced moob in public. I'd be ashamed to show my arms / shoulders in public, and so far outside German latex fetish porn, garments don't exist that reveal moobs but keep arms covered. I need to keep arms covered as one of my "reliefs" for being mental is to make holes in my arms. So after many years I now have some pretty ugly scars, and we're back to scaring small children again.

Hmm, there's not much in the way of teh funny in this post. Never mind.

Edit.. found this on da tube... Suggest you don't search for moobs on there unless you want to be scarred for life...