Monday 20 July 2009

On false advertising

<---- See this?

a) What would you say is the major ingredient?

b) What is there least of?

If you answered a) chicken and b) red pepper then go and put on the hat with the big D.

Chicken scores only 4%!

What this product really is tomato soup. Tomato soup for people who hate vegetarians, and are scared one will call round and steal your lovely tomato soup one day.

So add a hint of chicken, and you can say sorry mate, chicken in it!

This is good, but for one minor problem. You may get used to calling it hint of chicken soup for the LOL's. Then you may send your blind mother to the shops to buy some more. Just possibly she won't be able to spot it mixed in with all the other similar looking tins of soup, and will ask the adsa drone if they have any hint of chicken flavour.

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