Tubetastic Thursday - Most Haunted

Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
The tape didn't get me, but Idiot Girl is having a very good try.

It works like this:
On any given day, state that you intend to move into new house tomorrow.
Sensible people then point out the 5 billion things that still need to be done.
Idiot Girl pooh pooh's simple things like there being no electricity, and if we just work at it, it will be done in time for tomorrow.
Work your little socks off while Idiot Girl pretends to lean on a shovel and supervise.
Rinse and repeat.

Anyways, it be Thursday which means... Tubetastic Thursday.

I bring to you:
haunted uk. (caution, contains sweary words).



This be a p*sstake of most haunted. Which for people lucky enough not to have access to uk tv is a lets go investigate the scary ghosts.. oooh scary... argh! Mind numbing pap tv for the masses.

I think my favourite bit be the Derek Acorah section from 5:42.

As a rational scientific mind owning person, I obviously think all this ghost stuff is a load of made up rubbish.

It will probably come as no surprise, but Idiot Girl is into this in a BIG way. Currently cannot do bugger all useful 'cos of the leg, but can somehow manage to go to "the spooky church" (her words not mine) twice a week.

Suspending disbelief for a minute, I'm going to pretend there are the spirits of all the dead around us like Idiot Girl claims. I'm still left with some problems with the whole gig.

You're a spirit right... and presumably you can thus go anywhere, and watch anything you would like happening in the world... so why would you decided you like to come to an asbestos clad shack in delightful Barno on sea, just so some git can charge two quid a pop to the gullible?

Why do we never get reports in the newspapers that go like: Gullible person dies after being told to dig up treasure which turned out to be world war 2 unexploded ordinance. Are you telling me there isn't a single spirit with a twisted sense of humour?
It's a right wheeze Gerald, you get the medium to tell them to go and find the family treasure, and the suckers go off and dig where you tell them. Boom!

N if these "medium" types can hear messages from spirits, and there's spirits everywhere, why don't they go insane in short order, what with the constant noises of all the spirits? 1 spirit per dead guy, there must be 1000's of them on every square meter of land.

Of course the ultimate proof that it's a load of honk : Idiot Girl buys it. I've never failed by following the rule of do the opposite of everything she does. I live my life by it. It works with films, books, people, everything!