There can be only one!

No, not highlander. There can be only one person allowed to have fun, and to cut a long story short it's idiot girl.

She came out of hospital on Wednesday. Twonko #2 appears for his "riding lesson". Instead of telling him to fuc... er, go away, Idiot Girl and her newly operated on foot go to a damp field and dick around with horse.

So not much of a shock that today she feels awful, and is rather ill. Free clue Idiot Girl, most sensible people come out of hospital and take it easy...

She has also got the weekend kegged up to the max, which makes me rather annoyed. There is something I want to do, that I can only do on 3 days per year. But hey, I can stay home and look after the dog while she attempts to keg despite not being able to stand for more than 30 seconds.

Methinks I'd even go as far as saying she's a mega selfish stupid bint. I can't do my thing, just so she can go and fail at doing her thing, and then afterwards I'm supposed to feel sorry for poor little miss kegged too much and is now suffering.

Yes, I could leave the dog as Ma Ma's problem and go on my own, but that doesn't show much in the way of solidarity amongst the dumped on does it?

Plz to tell me your bestest joke to cheer me up?