She stood on the bridge at midnight

Her lips where all a quiver
She gave a cough
Her leg fell off
And floated down the river.

Ok, so that was my fantasy of what would happen. What really happened is Idiot Girl survived surgery, and continued to be Idiot Girl.

As expected we are kept totally in the dark. We don't know where in the hospital she is. She hasn't told us anything at all. There is no communication to say she back in the land of living. So we do detective work, and find she's on ward 28. To the batmobile!

Oh look it's idiot Girl:



This is 15 minutes into her ranting with every second word being the F bomb.

She's unhappy 'cos they're keeping her ass in overnight. They're unhappy 'cos they thought they where getting rid of her... until they found out she lives alone, and teh rules say no escape for you. Thus they have no bed planned for her. It's all their F'n fault says the charming Idiot Girl. They counter this by her records saying she's married to Twonko and lives with him.

I don't care who's fault it is. I just stare out the window while she continues to swear about the staff, her treatment, the colour of the walls, the theatre staff's command of English, the machine that goes bleep and everything else she can think of.
40 minutes later we leave. I can hear her swearing all the way to the lift as she phones Twonko #2.