Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass.
I am to embark on a journey into terror. I have booked an event with the SPICE people.
Date: Friday evening.
Place: York racecourse.
Doing: Socialise. Watch donkeys race. Afterwards 'concert' by Ms. D. Harry.
Dress code: Smart casual. Dream on dead guys!
If that wasn't frightening enough in itself, Ma Ma informs me Idiot Girl is going racing with the 'rite keg krew' soon.
Nah, it won't be...... but just in case, er, ask her when / where will you?
Yes, it bloody is! Idiot Girl and her spacker friends are only going to the very same event. Fear rating has moved to defcon one. Repeat, we are at defcon one! Full fear arsenal ready for deployment.
Fortunately Ma Ma had the sense not to tell Idiot Girl I am going too. No doubt she will be propping up the bar as no 'rite keg' is complete without excessive drunkenness. So if I avoid the bars I should avoid her.
I also have my own ticket, and a rendezvous point. So in theory if I spot the SPICE people, and they are obvious mongs, I can avoid them too and enjoy my own company. God, it sounds awful doesn't it?
On the bright side, as I am in York I may as well go early and visit the national rail museum. Yay for trains!
Oh, and can you find a link between Blondie and horse racing? Me neither.....
Top tips on how to behave at horse racing with a group of strangers and fear of the idiot girl are welcome...
A Guy Thing
1 hour ago
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I think you will find a lot of misbehavior actually.
With a large number of those Miss's tottering to a cab with their nice shoes in their hands at the end of the day.
p.s. Every time you mention getting socially excited with the SPICE people I think you are going on a date with Posh.(Personally, I'm more of a Ginger man).
p.p.s. Oh, and make it magnificent ...
Pseudonymph: I guess you advertised for somebody with extensive pharmaceutical experience.
I always think of baby SPICE... prolly 'cos it makes me do a poo in fear.
At least in 24 hours it will be over, and I may have something to blog about.
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