Thursday 30 June 2011

Suicide blonde

Idiot Girl has found the first problem with her new car. See if you can guess what it is?

Old car: land rover freelander


New car: kia picanto



Not her actual vehicles, but are the correct models. Think about it for a min while I lazy blog.

Poor dead M. Hutchence & friends:


(By coincidence Idiot Girl has dyed her hair insanely blonde this week).

The answer is she's upset that she cannot fit all the crap that was in the freelander (a small 4x4) into the kia (a very small city car). She thought the kia was bigger. I am officially evil for suggesting perhaps it rained overnight and it's shrunk.

2 comments:

Amanda Huggenkiss said...

A Kia what? Picanto? What sort of name is that for a car? Shirley just name name gives the game away ...

C'riz said...

They should have chosen a different fruit. Kia cox's pippin has a good ring to it, non?