Tubetastic Thursday - Woodpeckers from space

I'm still not feeling too well, and there are important things for the weekend. Important, terrifying things. So have to hope for improvement soon..

But as I'm suffering, I think it's only fair that everyone else does too. 80's style..

I bring to you:
Video kids - woodpeckers from space



Now there's a song you couldn't make today.... Besides the random awfulness of it, there's also the would get zapped by the copyright police factor.

The 7 inch starts with a speak n spell sample of w-o-o-d-p-e-c-k-e-r. Entertainingly, if you have spotify installed there is a cover version on there. A cover version of something this bad. They make it worse than the original by not being able to afford a speak n spell, so get a bloke to pretend to be one instead.... Most odd.

Can you think of anything worse than this?