Someone once told me, liars should have good memories. There is another rule that Idiot Girl doesn't appear to have grasped either, "Make it remotely believable".
All the times skiving off skool, you'd think she would have learned "abducted by aliens" isn't a very good reason.
Onto the lie of the day..... observe this:
This is what happens when your neighbourhood has the worlds most stupid car thieves. The ones that try to steal a car that doesn't work and hasn't moved for 5 years or so. Durrr.. it doesn't work.... lets set it on fire!
The observant of you will have spotted there be garages behind it.
This is one of the garages. It is owned by idiot girl. It now sports a classy two tone paint job by yours truly, as the heat from the fire has made the paint fall off, and no paint = rust.
I would now like you to brace yourself for the lie. Ready?
"Someone set fire to that car and my garage is totally destroyed! There's nothing left, even the walls fell down!"
Can you perhaps spot the slight flaw in the above lie?
Wow Idiot Girl! How awful for you.... and how lucky are you that the insurance company has in the space of half an hour built an exact replica of your original garage!
Oh!..... but....... I'm going to claim on the insurance for a new garage anyway. It's almost destroyed. A bit...... And it's..... smoky.
Idiot Girl.... do not believe...
1 comment:
Argh, my brain hurts thinking of the logic of that.
It's like that puzzle with the 2 doors and the 2 blokes one who always lies & one who always tells the truth, and you can only ask 1 of them a question.
Where the answer is to ask if they fancy going to the pub instead, clonk one of them in the gents and do a runner in his uniform. Or something....
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