Smashy. Nicey.

Or the tale of the most pointless radio competition ever.

My local radio station has been running one of those promo competitions. Whoever answers the most questions correctly in 90 seconds wins the big prize, which is a weekend hotel break.
The pointless factor being it's a weekend at the holiday inn, Barnsley. So you win the chance to leave your home in Barnsley, and go have a nice weekend, er, in Barnsley.

The winner was announced today, mrs. woooooo I won!!!!! From Barnsley!!! Or to be more precise, Dodworth, Barnsley. For those who are not local, I will point out Dodworth is basically a small housing estate near the motorway. It has a chip shop, a nearby industrial estate, and also a small hotel.

Yes, you guessed it, the small hotel in Dodworth is the holiday inn. I bet the family was overjoyed to find out about their break, half a mile away from where they live all the freaking time.....