Scammer

The day job is selling my fine wares on the bay of evil. Today I get a message from, I suspect, a scammer. Posted a ball to him on Friday. The message is the usual annoying "HAVE YOU POSTED IT?" all caps screamer... no, I made it up when I sent you email saying I had.

The difference this time is he demands I make it appear by tomorrow or he wants a full refund. Alarm bells are ringing... genuine people just want their item.

I'm not sure how to play this one... It's nowhere near long enough to be genuinely lost. Will have to think of some clever way to say sod off... Of course I'm going to lose in the end as I suspect he's already got it, and has decided he'd like it for free with it not being tracked.

I hate this job at times:(