So I went to that there asda in search of bargains bargains much cheapness.
Oh! Flavoured milk, 2 for £2 it says in big letters. This has to be for the win I thinks. Milk, supposed to be good for you, and banana (flavour) surely counts as one of 5 fruits a day, and it's cheaper too!
Sound fx: Needle being dragged across a 45.
Hang on a minute.... 1 bottle costs £1. So while two for £2 is legally accurate, it's not much of an offer...
I still bought one bottle, and wondered off humming "Won't get fooled again". That's the limit of excitement round these parts.
Satanic Mills
12 hours ago
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