illogical

as mr. Spock would most likely say.

Today's big spam is an email telling you your email account has been deleted. Er, surely that's a spiral that can only end with the destruction of the space / time continuum?

Your email account is deleted.
You have been sent notice of this deletion by email.
To the deleted account.
But you are reading the deletion email.
50 goto 10...

Five points for original thinking though. Way better than last week's hot spam of "your facebook password was changed".

O RLY?
I say old chap, that's most shocking... considering it's been changed 500 times this hour alone... quite an achievement considering I don't have a facebook account...

More spam as it happens.. Lots more..